11 April, 2006

Strange Revenge



As I was playing Monopoly I was forced to draw a chance.

Never seeing this card before I knew I had to follow its directions. I met this Fett character later that night and hired him to execute my adversary. But who would I choose? Spirella’s always infuriating me, or perhaps Maskatron…enemy of the six million dollar man? Or what about Gist? No…these enemies are weak compared to the ultimate one. It was time to prepare Fett for battle against Christopher Lowell.


You see the war left me broke and bitter. Lowell never paid his dues forcing me to appear almost daily at PBS fundraisers.


It was time for the sodomizer to be robotosodomized. Muhahahahaha!

11 comments:

A. B. Chairiet said...

You silly, silly, hateful little Hippo...

...

...Good luck. :)

~ Ash

Bathroom Hippo said...



I thought writing a woman a poem makes her be quiet for a week?

I was wrong!

Phats said...

Cats blow!

This is an interesting monopoly card

Bathroom Hippo said...


Oooh baby.

Tina said...

what have I come across....blowing cats that are fugly?! hahaha

Aight Shan...I got your back -got 3 kitty cats here - we can take on a Boilermaker and Hippo :p

mkecurler said...

Love the Mr. Roberts intro!


you had me laughing until the last photo.

Lee Ann said...

You threw eggs at my blog! :(
After that beautiful poem I wrote back to you!

The Taker of Gist said...

Oh, fugly! Fugly bugly McUgly!

Who has a cat?! I shall take it, in the name of Gist!

Phats said...

A boilermaker would flatten the two of ya's and the hippo would eat the remains!

Phats said...

haha! yes'm!

A. B. Chairiet said...

Did you call me mean cause I called you hateful??

Swastikas will usually garner a "hateful" remark, you know.

Besides, it IS wrong. And the PBS and Monopoly card were oh so right. :)

~ Ash