
As I was playing Monopoly I was forced to draw a chance.
Never seeing this card before I knew I had to follow its directions. I met this Fett character later that night and hired him to execute my adversary. But who would I choose? Spirella’s always infuriating me, or perhaps Maskatron…enemy of the six million dollar man? Or what about Gist? No…these enemies are weak compared to the ultimate one. It was time to prepare Fett for battle against Christopher Lowell.

You see the war left me broke and bitter. Lowell never paid his dues forcing me to appear almost daily at PBS fundraisers.

It was time for the sodomizer to be robotosodomized. Muhahahahaha!

11 comments:
You silly, silly, hateful little Hippo...
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...Good luck. :)
~ Ash
I thought writing a woman a poem makes her be quiet for a week?
I was wrong!
Cats blow!
This is an interesting monopoly card
Oooh baby.
what have I come across....blowing cats that are fugly?! hahaha
Aight Shan...I got your back -got 3 kitty cats here - we can take on a Boilermaker and Hippo :p
Love the Mr. Roberts intro!
you had me laughing until the last photo.
You threw eggs at my blog! :(
After that beautiful poem I wrote back to you!
Oh, fugly! Fugly bugly McUgly!
Who has a cat?! I shall take it, in the name of Gist!
A boilermaker would flatten the two of ya's and the hippo would eat the remains!
haha! yes'm!
Did you call me mean cause I called you hateful??
Swastikas will usually garner a "hateful" remark, you know.
Besides, it IS wrong. And the PBS and Monopoly card were oh so right. :)
~ Ash
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