How dare you impugn my good name! A duel! I challenge you to a duel. (Don't think I didn't notice that I was not equipped with a gun, while you merrily waggled your gun about.)
But I think Alexander the Great covered a lot more territory ... Genghis Khan, too, and he killed a heckuva lot more people. Then there's Chaka Khan, but I don't know how many villages she has sacked or enemy units annihilated.
Anyway, Bathroom Hippo, my favorite war movies are South Pacific and The Sound of Music.
HA! You missed me with the last shot, I ducked to the side of the screen and then pushed you off the edge of the table, and set fire to it. Sucker, trying shooting me through a blackened and cracked screen. HA! Try it, try it I say, you can't, the jokes on you! All I had to do was destroy my ow... own... own screen.
Strong language? You call that strong language? Why I've heard language that'll turn your ears inside out, beat your skull with a yardstick, rot your brain, and ... I don't actually remember the rest, having heard such language that rotted my brain and all.
Jin: "I like the guy that got it in the balls..." It was not funny! Those paintballs hurt ...
I went in to get testicle insurance today, but they said I was a liability.
JLee - The 2nd Amendment clearly protects the use of paintball fights, and the use of any paint-based ammunition against JLee.
Pissy - You bought the farm....that farm with snatchsquash....lol I'm still freakin' out over that one.
Tichi - That's what you get man! Andy Flower Embroidery will live forever, man.
Monkey - You don't wanna duel me. The last guy that challenged me to a duel was Bob Dole. Look what I did to him! Look at him!!!
J_G - Patton is my hero. I respect him more than anyone with the exception of George Washington, and James Madison. Jesus woulda made the list....but he made it snow today...so I'm kinda mad.
Arcturus - I like both those movies too. Just don't tell anyone. Now they'll think I'm unusual.
Rich - Dude, you got nailed with a paintball in the face. Nobody escapes my lightning quick reflexes. Not even an Australian! Maybe...two aussies...but not ONE!
Jin - That was my favorite part too. Arthbard's always gettin hit in the nuts over here.
Arth - Yeah...I say bastard a lot...it probably wasn't too strong.... I just don't want to be held responsible for kids picking up the use of the word.
Testicle insurance? Where at? State Farm?
Jin - Arthbard has a high tolerance for testicle pain. He served in Granada and a grenade went off in his pants. He didn't feel a thing.
Hey sweet hippo, you know I love ya! No matter what, no one can ever take the place of a sweet hippo! It is good to see some of my friends coming over here. Just one big happy family!!!!
Jin: "A GOOD actor. You made it look pain(t)ful." Thanks, but I honestly didn't even know there was a movie going on. I'd have looked exactly the same if I'd been shot in the balls off-screen.
Hippo: Allstate's testicle coverage is much more comprehensive.
I just didn't realize they were located right next-door to a paintball course.
I think I see the deeper meaning here, like dude, aren't we all like Patton, I mean, isn't that what you're saying? We all conduct ourselves just like little generals who are convinced they are destined for greatness, as we plot our next refinance or office affair. Planning the next trip to Las Vegas all the while thinking, this time I'll make it BIG!
I've decided to start popping over here whenever I have a random complaint and just drop it off here. Hope that's OK, oh agile Hippo with the golden gun.
You were right, Hippo. There was a strange resemblance, which is why I had to kill off several clones and write a new version of the Android Detection Test.
Someone is trying to shut down the blog, but who???
Is that what it's called?!!? I had that a few weeks ago...I gave up after 6 hours of trying to get rid of the damn file...(I'm brilliant in the kitchen...but not brilliant with the pc...lol). I had to ask my husband to come & take a look at it (he's a whiz at fixing things but I hate asking for help :-P) took him almost an hour, he ended up renaming it as well. How did you get it? I swear I got it by clicking an American Express link in my email (it was pertaining to my account...or so I thought?).
Um...I just remembered...I think its still in my AVG quarantine...I have to do something with it, don't I?
Could have been a different virus for you guys...I know for damn sure the one I had was one of the worst I've ever seen.
I got it by searching for freeware (no not porn). I am constantly looking for sound editting freeware.
I use AVG too! And a bunch of other neat programs: Hijackthis, ZoneAlarm, RegCleaner, StartupMonitor, and a bunch of other secret stuff including some of my own programs.
You know something about viruses do ya??? My computer with Windows ME has like 45 viruses on it, last time I checked, before I just turned off the stupid AVG and now it runs pretty good, unless you try to shut it off. What can I do??? The XP has a good firewall and never a problem. Can we call you geekmiester?
Okay calm down man...I need you to calm down. In your Dad's room upstairs is a chest with a lock on it. The key to the lock can be found in your moms dresser. Now unlock that chest..and you will find a peacemaker. You know what to do man. You know what to do!
Thank you very much everyone. My birthday celebration went well. I got a lot of good presents! I'll start working on the movie today and hopefully have it done by tomorrow. I also need to visit everyone which I will do later today.
My age....I think only a few people know that information... Let's just say... I'm the age of a famous basketball jersey.
As for the hippopotamus, it has an average life expectancy of about 40 years, although a Bathroom Hippo can be expected to live twice that long with proper diet and exercise.
A GW University Web link here has some hippo poetry.
71 comments:
yep, you know how to kick ass! rent Patton? ugh.
I say! Good shot! I'm feeling all sticky and patriotic now. Dammit.
(Another fabulous production. Bravo!)
This was supposed to be a propaganda film!
Thanks LT and Monkey =)
I would hug you both...but the monkey has flees!
You naughty Hippo! Don't you know you could put someone's eye out!!? lol
I'm laughing considering what I posted today (before I saw this..)
Dang! I bought it early in that movie!
Good stuff, Hippo!
I didn't think you were gonna shoot, that's why I let you get so close! You bastard!
Flees?? What the heck are "flees"?
How dare you impugn my good name! A duel! I challenge you to a duel. (Don't think I didn't notice that I was not equipped with a gun, while you merrily waggled your gun about.)
But I think Alexander the Great covered a lot more territory ... Genghis Khan, too, and he killed a heckuva lot more people. Then there's Chaka Khan, but I don't know how many villages she has sacked or enemy units annihilated.
Anyway, Bathroom Hippo, my favorite war movies are South Pacific and The Sound of Music.
HA! You missed me with the last shot, I ducked to the side of the screen and then pushed you off the edge of the table, and set fire to it. Sucker, trying shooting me through a blackened and cracked screen. HA! Try it, try it I say, you can't, the jokes on you! All I had to do was destroy my ow... own... own screen.
FUCK!
I'm such an idiot!
Excellent stuff Mr Hippo!
HAHAHA!!!!
You gave me a much needed laugh today!
:-D
I like the guy that got it in the balls...heeheeheee! GOOD shot! ;-)
Thanks for the language warning, Hip.
Sometimes I let the boys watch your movies, without my previewing them even. I appreciated knowing I should check this one out first.
Hope your cold is all better now.
Loved the movie. I especially loved the looks on the faces after they were hit. ;-)
Strong language? You call that strong language? Why I've heard language that'll turn your ears inside out, beat your skull with a yardstick, rot your brain, and ... I don't actually remember the rest, having heard such language that rotted my brain and all.
Jin: "I like the guy that got it in the balls..." It was not funny! Those paintballs hurt ...
I went in to get testicle insurance today, but they said I was a liability.
arthbard...um...er....yeah, all I meant was that you are a good actor...YEAH, that's it! A GOOD actor. You made it look pain(t)ful.
:-D
bad language! Oh fuck! I hate that shit!
Wow...my alarm clock failed me.
JLee - The 2nd Amendment clearly protects the use of paintball fights, and the use of any paint-based ammunition against JLee.
Pissy - You bought the farm....that farm with snatchsquash....lol I'm still freakin' out over that one.
Tichi - That's what you get man! Andy Flower Embroidery will live forever, man.
Monkey - You don't wanna duel me. The last guy that challenged me to a duel was Bob Dole. Look what I did to him! Look at him!!!
J_G - Patton is my hero. I respect him more than anyone with the exception of George Washington, and James Madison. Jesus woulda made the list....but he made it snow today...so I'm kinda mad.
Arcturus - I like both those movies too. Just don't tell anyone. Now they'll think I'm unusual.
Rich - Dude, you got nailed with a paintball in the face. Nobody escapes my lightning quick reflexes. Not even an Australian!
Maybe...two aussies...but not ONE!
Jin - That was my favorite part too. Arthbard's always gettin hit in the nuts over here.
Arth - Yeah...I say bastard a lot...it probably wasn't too strong.... I just don't want to be held responsible for kids picking up the use of the word.
Testicle insurance? Where at? State Farm?
Jin - Arthbard has a high tolerance for testicle pain. He served in Granada and a grenade went off in his pants. He didn't feel a thing.
L>T - Me too! Bastards!
Hey sweet hippo, you know I love ya!
No matter what, no one can ever take the place of a sweet hippo!
It is good to see some of my friends coming over here. Just one big happy family!!!!
;)
Yep. We are one big family. Andy sets the table. I prepare the food. Lee Ann provides the conversation. And Ticharu...he uh...does something...
I'm just happy to be at your table Hipp.
Now to start climbing the blogger chart.
I will rule the Hippo Chart!
Can I pour the drinks next?
It's taken Lee Ann like 11 months to get to #2.
(They're based on order of appearance/added)
Never say never man. Don't let conformists like that bastard Ticharu get you down!
YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!!!!!
Wooohooooo number two!!!!!!
I am ready for another part sweet Hippo....
Big hugs to you!
~xo
Jin: "A GOOD actor. You made it look pain(t)ful." Thanks, but I honestly didn't even know there was a movie going on. I'd have looked exactly the same if I'd been shot in the balls off-screen.
Hippo: Allstate's testicle coverage is much more comprehensive.
I just didn't realize they were located right next-door to a paintball course.
Live and learn.
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Oh, no, the gibberish is now appearing on Bathroom Hippo's comment section, too.
L>T, if I give you my email address, will you send me the Flash Gordon Secret Decoder Ring so I can figure out what's being said?
B-Hip: If you get a chance, I'm curious your comment on my current entry re. OJ Simpson. You might find it interesting.
should I, hippo? advise me.
I don't think he'll tell anyone. Just try to tell him in secret...the troll could be lurking about.
I think I see the deeper meaning here, like dude, aren't we all like Patton, I mean, isn't that what you're saying? We all conduct ourselves just like little generals who are convinced they are destined for greatness, as we plot our next refinance or office affair. Planning the next trip to Las Vegas all the while thinking, this time I'll make it BIG!
Hey!!! Somebody watched the movie!
Patton, Great movie eh Ticharu?
The dog ate my carpet. Dammit.
I've decided to start popping over here whenever I have a random complaint and just drop it off here. Hope that's OK, oh agile Hippo with the golden gun.
What? Oh..the dog.
My advice: Shoot it.
It never fails.
Except if you miss. Then...like...you'll be in some serious trouble.
You were right, Hippo. There was a strange resemblance, which is why I had to kill off several clones and write a new version of the Android Detection Test.
Someone is trying to shut down the blog, but who???
Okay, let's give this a try...
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Is that what it's called?!!?
I had that a few weeks ago...I gave up after 6 hours of trying to get rid of the damn file...(I'm brilliant in the kitchen...but not brilliant with the pc...lol). I had to ask my husband to come & take a look at it (he's a whiz at fixing things but I hate asking for help :-P) took him almost an hour, he ended up renaming it as well. How did you get it? I swear I got it by clicking an American Express link in my email (it was pertaining to my account...or so I thought?).
Um...I just remembered...I think its still in my AVG quarantine...I have to do something with it, don't I?
B/pearp ***
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Jin-
Could have been a different virus for you guys...I know for damn sure the one I had was one of the worst I've ever seen.
I got it by searching for freeware (no not porn). I am constantly looking for sound editting freeware.
I use AVG too! And a bunch of other neat programs: Hijackthis, ZoneAlarm, RegCleaner, StartupMonitor, and a bunch of other secret stuff including some of my own programs.
You know something about viruses do ya??? My computer with Windows ME has like 45 viruses on it, last time I checked, before I just turned off the stupid AVG and now it runs pretty good, unless you try to shut it off.
What can I do???
The XP has a good firewall and never a problem.
Can we call you geekmiester?
If you call me geekmiester I will kill you.
No seriously... I will come through the north woods and kill you.
But if you're really having problems with WinME let me know. I can help you out there. Typically AVG and ZoneAlarm have probs with WinME but not XP.
I'll e-mail with a better decription.
You still haven't replied to that last e-mail I sent you man!
I'm still running Windows95.
What should I do??????
DOS is your friend
DOS is your friend
C:/DOS is your friend
Win 95 holy sh**!
Okay calm down man...I need you to calm down. In your Dad's room upstairs is a chest with a lock on it. The key to the lock can be found in your moms dresser. Now unlock that chest..and you will find a peacemaker. You know what to do man. You know what to do!
DOS has helped me many times.
C:\Kill Ticharu.
Invalid command.
C:\No really...Kill Ticharu.
Invalid command.
C:\This time...really kill him.
Okay.
Hahahaha (okay so I stole that from Strongbad).
Birthday????? When sweet Hippo?
If I missed it then....................HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEET HIPPO!
It's tomo (monday) =)
It's monday here already. Happy Birthday from the future.
Happy Birthday-Thanksgiving Conflagration Day!
52 comments?!?
Yeesh!
But, Patton be damned, there's not enough fabr
wooohooooo tomorrow!
Have a good night, cya tomorrow sweet Hippo!
~xo
Thanks everyone!
I'm getting way old now. Yes...soon I shall be planning for retirement...
Yes retirement is only 42 more years away. I'm getting too old for this sort of thing, you know?
*ramble ramble*
"Age is a state of MIND."
:-D
HAPPY HAPPY Birthday!!!
(in a few hours :-)
"Jin is a state of chocolate."
Hahaha. Thnxes for the wishes =)
Happy ALMOST Birthday!
*I'm going to park my happy ass here on your blog for the next 2 hours until it turns your birthday, ok?*
The silences between statements are annoying me!
I went to bed early last night. Thanks for staying up on my account JLee!
Roonie: Your avatar is annoying me. Are you supposed to be a lesbian edition of batgirl on valentines day?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY HIPPO!!
Happy B-day Hipp
But, I'm still coming after ya.....
Ooooooo, what's that some more wine?
Happy happy birthday, sweet Hippo!! :)
Happy Birthday!
Just to mark this momentous occasion, I'll let you park your balloon in my parking spot today.
Oh, by the way, did you get that thing I sent you?
got somethin' sexy for you on my blog...
JLee: =) TY sweetheart!
Andy: You know Ticharu wants me in the band!
Pissy: TY Sweet Pissy Wissy =)
Mentok: Yah I got that thing you sent me! And if I had that chick in my bed...it would be a great birthday lol.
JLee: Wow you gained a lot o weight!
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone!
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Happy birthday, Sweetie!
I hope you had a great day.
Happy Thanksgiving!! Don't forget the baby Hippo pics....
Happy Belated Birthday Oh Valiant Hippo!
I do so love that you imitate Strongbad. He is one of my heroes.
Oh, yes, Happy Birthday Bathroom Hippo. Care to divulge your age? I'm guessing no.
Thank you very much everyone. My birthday celebration went well. I got a lot of good presents! I'll start working on the movie today and hopefully have it done by tomorrow. I also need to visit everyone which I will do later today.
My age....I think only a few people know that information... Let's just say... I'm the age of a famous basketball jersey.
Re. visiting other blogs, even mine??
As for the hippopotamus, it has an average life expectancy of about 40 years, although a Bathroom Hippo can be expected to live twice that long with proper diet and exercise.
A GW University Web link here has some hippo poetry.
Happy Thanksgiving sweetie!
Have fun and be safe!
~xo
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