04 October, 2006

Better Know a Blogger Part 1





Description: Hippo interviews Safe T.
Running gags: My Little Ponies, Marvin the martian.

43 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hahaha nice - and I'm first....what do I weeeeen!?! :P

Love the opening song

Bathroom Hippo said...


You ween a punch in the face =D

Glad you liked it. I like that song too...well not the lyrics or the singer...I just like the midi. Yeah I'm a loser.

You're still going to die for Halloween.

Anonymous said...

hahaha

Butt...butt...but...it is mah birthday this month!! :P

Bathroom Hippo said...


My birfday next mo.

Whens yers?

My sisters is in a few days.


I'll get you a punch in the face for your present.

Anonymous said...

oh yea? coo - maybe your ears will grow =P

Mine is mid-month - you are a hacker, you figger it out :P

Anonymous said...

p.s. Fruit punch works for me ;)

Bathroom Hippo said...


Oh that's right.... I know everything about you. Muhahaha.

One more thing...if you spell "figure" wrong again I'll come over there and beat you up.

Anonymous said...

ah jus following "yer" lead "birfday" boy ...errr hippo =P

I'll box you in da ears =P

Bathroom Hippo said...


If I ever do a "Better Know a Blogger: Tina" episode, then I'm going to voice you myself.

Hahaha.

Anonymous said...

hahaha Nuh uh!

I'll give ya my voice

Gyrobo said...

It's everything I ever wanted to know about hermit crabs and video game warfare.

Bathroom Hippo said...


Both video games and hermit crabs apparently have testicles.

Anonymous said...

I don't remember being able to attack a dweeb squa in da nutz on Super Mario Bros - that woulda been cool!

Bathroom Hippo said...



Dweeb Squa? Those bastards have names now?


I recall playing Mario 3 once...when Mario picked up that raccoon outfit the tail accidentally hit him in the nuts...he couldn't fly for a few levels after that.

Anonymous said...

LOL its a saying from Southpark
squa = square as in kicking square in the nutz

hahaha

Ah, the ol' P wings in Mario 3 ;)

arthbard said...

Ow!

I was wondering where those My Little Ponies kept coming from ...

SafeTinspector said...

Gosh, I'm a mumbler, ain't I! :)

Bathroom Hippo said...


I had to make it seem like it was coming from inside the helmet. I tried it other ways...this way was the best.

I'll bring you back for the Halloween Special.

JLee said...

hahahhahaah, HYSTERICAL!! I love it, especially because I happen to HAVE a hermit crab that my daughter aptly named "Hermie". Maybe I should go have a closer look? Great work, PP and SafeT! (he has a very soothing voice)

Ticharu said...

Do I get to sit in the comfy chair???

Bathroom Hippo said...


Everyone does.

Except me...and maybe a few others.

flatlander said...

I've always thought those Mario Bros. environments were one step away from "condemned". Glad the Safe T. Inspector is on the job!

Anonymous said...

The unanswered question that burns brightly at the corner of the thing I used to call a mind has now been answered, My Little Ponies are attracted to testicles. Whew!

Great interview, Great Idea!

JLee said...

Oprah got nothin' on you, Hippo. Now let's see if you can get someone to jump up and down on the chair.

Bathroom Hippo said...


FL- I blame Mario Bros for all my problems. And Captain Canuck!

Rich- Thanks. Stole the idea from Stephen Colbert's "Better know a district" which he clearly stole from Roboshrub Inc.

JLee - I'll save that interview for you =)

Anonymous said...

All the best ideas are borrowed. Never stolen, never!

SafeTinspector said...

Ideas should be free.

Bathroom Hippo said...


Freedom is an idea. And that idea wasn't free!

I was actually joking...but I may have caught on to something...

I feel like thousands of souls are crying out for...oh wait...it was just arthbard getting hit in the nuts again.

JLee said...

now let's not turn my interview into "The Man Show" (you may not have seen "The Man Show", if not, you won't get my joke and will be horribly confused)

Bathroom Hippo said...


Oh I got the joke...


and I'm terribly disappointed that you don't want it to be in that format =(

=P

SafeTinspector said...

Wait... the Man Show? Would that involve underpants and a trampoline?

JLee said...

perhaps...

SafeTinspector said...

And an amorphous phrase that sounds like, "Ziggy Socky! Ziggy Socky! Oy! Oy! Oy!"?

Oh, and Hippo: Of course I'll help. Lemme know what you want and send me a script and I'll send you what I got.

Bathroom Hippo said...


I'll try to assemble a script soon.

Anonymous said...

You could send it to me, I'll disassemble it again for no extra cost.

Fleur de Bee said...

Yeah you must have a short memory...sheesh you first dont post my link then forget my voice clip. How does one get ahead with you?

Do I have to beg to get you to stalk me? LOL

Library Mama said...

Just a quick note to say hi and to thank you for the birthday wishes over my way.

Hope all is well with you.

Library Mama said...

Thanks for the Thanksgiving wishes too.

Happy Columbus Day to you.

concerned citizen said...

That was really great! Never underestimate a Hippo I guess.
SafeT is such an odd-ball you've made him seem almost uh, human?

Bathroom Hippo said...


Thanks LT!

I'm finding through these interviews that people that I thought were odd are actually pretty normal!

Lee Ann said...

Just so much fun each and everytime. Next time, I am bringing the popcorn!
I heart you sweet hippo!
~xo

Big Pissy said...

I love the idea of using My Little Pony(s) as weapons.

Girl Power!

Bathroom Hippo said...


The army should consider weaponizing them.