I’d been working for hours…darkness covered the building. I just needed to put in a few more….but I had to go real bad. In the stall I heard a noise… “Who is it?” I inquired. No sound. “Is someone there?” I asked.
The stall tipped over. “Wha??” I panicked. “Did you get that uh…” before I could finish the sentence I saw him….It was Shaggy! After he’d been fired from the Mystery Gang for drug possession, he had gotten a job at Sebben & Sebben as a janitor. “What the hell are you doing here Shaggy?”
He responded, “Like uh…Hey Mr. P… just uh cleanin’ the like..like..” before he could finish his unintelligible sentence…I spotted marijuana all over him. Numerous swear-words, a small fist fight, and another bathroom break later I called the police.
In court, after several bathroom breaks, Judge Mentok sided with me. Shaggy would never see the light of day again.
16 comments:
Pending links (to vote on):
Black Cheddar: Needs to be updated.
Musical Ramblings: I like it.
Fakie Agent: We'll see if he follows through.
Tina's Mom!: Just wanted to embarass Tina.
Blog Memorial: Needs to be updated (I may join the team).
Looking at a few more (female) blogs to add so that the value of my blog will increase.
Found some more goodies:
http://southerncircleofhell.blogspot.com/
http://dukesup.blogspot.com/
http://creamcitychow.blogspot.com/
http://spinsterwardiaries.blogspot.com/
We'll have a vote on Sunday or Monday. The top 67% will get linked, and thus visited a lot.
Last time I called a chick it ended in disaster.
what the heck?!?!
oh my gosh!
so sorry!
I saw you sold my shares...that is what i came over here for!
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Can we delete that comment of mine above!
Just business... I'll buy them back when I make more money.
i heart you hippo
those janitors you just can't trust them
I'll be asleep for awhile. Don't ask.
Don't wake me unless:
1) My blog catches fire. 2) You're Ashley. 3) Somebody uncovers evidence that Mentok is gay. 4) Lee Ann & Tina beat the hell out of Phats and resurrect Salbert...oh and fetch me a diet coke.
Like any of those will happen...today.
Sleep well, Hippo. Sweet dreams.
"Don't wake me unless:
1) My blog catches fire. 2) You're Ashley."
Hey Hippo...Your blog's on fire. ;)
...
And one more thing: When I read your stories, I always imagine your voice as Duckman's Cornfed.
God, I loved his voice!! Really got me all hot and...
Wait a second! Is that Al Gore, here to bore me?? ;)
Ha!
Lots of love,
~ Ash
That's funny when I read his blog I imagine him as richard simmons?
I always imagine him sounding like Heath Ledger.
LOL. You're so crazy.
I'm awake! And surprised.
RICHARD SIMMONS??!?!?!?
ASH YOU'RE BACK!
heh! Attorney as hippo=love it!
thanks for adding me to the poll.
I just voted for myself, of course! ;-)
Anytime!
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