Long ago, in a house far, far away:
The Apostles ordered a pizza. So I show up with the order...and Judas forgets to tip me. Son of a B. After more furious knocking he finally puts out the flaming bag of feces. "Let that be a lesson to you, bastard" I yell. Judas proceeds to chase after me. We reach Jericho. I clothesline a poor man on the way. Judas trips over him. "I lost him" I say. But I hadn't, and I knew it. I was out of breath...it was no mystery. I throw my hands up, "I give up." Judas catches up with me..."You son of a b**** there was only one slice of pizza in that box!" I then converted to Christianity.
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22 May, 2006
The Potamus Code
Mastered by Bathroom Hippo:
10 comments:
LOL Funny - "flaming bag of feces" hahaha I just saw that skit yesterday on Billy Madison! Too funny.
Have a good one.
If you had 30 minutes with Rachael Ray...what would you do to her?
Let the fantasy begin.
Ha! I'm not so sure who she is, I had to look her up! But, there you go.....assuming I'm a lesbian again! Not so! ;)
Judas always struck me as a cheapskate. You've confirmed my suspicions.
The gospel according to Peter Potamus. Now that's an account I can testify too!
P.S> Tell Mentok I own 25% of his blog...soon to be 50%.
Hippo, come see me sweetie, I will give you pizza. What is your favorite?
You want my blog cause its worth twice as much as yours! Sneaky! No can have! :p
True...
but that's because you have about twice as many links.
I'll buy you out...then when I have 80% ownership....and after my demands are met...nobody can invest in your blog! Muhaha.
Billy Madison. It's everywhere, man. Everywhere.
ok, you and mentok are the funniest people out here!
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