23 May, 2006

Financial Update


This blog is worth B$5,458.89
Now that's not much compared to others...but I promise it will more than double in the coming weeks! Our current share price is $106 and growing (unless our leading share-holder Salbert sells all his shares). According to the Web Page Analyzer it takes 85 seconds for a 56k modem to access this page. That's pathetic. So I've asked Congress to pass a law to cut... I mean.. I will find a way to reduce load time. The #1 incoming link is Roboshrub Inc. which means I will have to repay them. They generate a lot of money to my blog. I will also be exploring your blogs for links (I like) that I will add to my rivals list. So... Buy my stock!!!

I partially own the following blogs:

2% of Ashley's blog (Too expensive)
4.7% of Castle of Nannbugg (Too expensive)
25% of Sabatkes blog
25% of Salbert's stock blog
25% of Library Mom
50% of Gistological Institute
50% of Mentok's blog
50% of Tina's bedrock
50% of Phats' boring life blog

My only demand: Kill Evil Bob Dole or I'll bankrupt you all!

American Idol Note:
Taylor Hicks will win it all on Wednesday. (I'm not watching the show tonight). If the busy signal percent changes I will add an update (on this post) around 10PM.

Update:
Checked the busy percentages, raw numbers, and other facts: Taylor is winning by a mile and will win in a landslide tomorrow. I don't like him, but I'm glad it's not Katharine Mcwhore. You heard me.

16 comments:

Lee Ann said...

Why is mine too expensive? What makes it like that?
What is the valuation and what is the incoming verses outgoing values?
Do we want low share price so people will buy it?

Phats said...

Finale getting ready to start!

GO KAT GO!!

PS you can't afford my blog

Bathroom Hippo said...

Your incoming and outgoing (mostly incoming) links determine your blog price...and in the past people have bought numerous shares from your blog...and that raised the share price. It's affordable...but not cheap.

Phats said...

sorry you still can't afford, i take offense to you calling my life boring it's anything but

Lee Ann said...

That is cool. How can I make the valuation go up?

Bathroom Hippo said...



Lee Ann....your blog is valuable. You don't need it to go up. Your blog is worth B$28,728.13.

Mine is not even close to that amount. To increase your value have more people link you, and get more links on your site as well.

Phats...your blog title used to be "my boring world." No offense.

Phats said...

1.866.43657.01
1.866.43657.03
1.866.43657.05

ROCK THE VOTE PEOPLE. I checked a poll myself and it's tons closer then you think mr hippo.

I forgot about that title, wow how'd you remember that?

Bathroom Hippo said...


It's listed on blog shares.

All the RELIABLE polls show Taylor in a landslide. I'll bet $50,000 blog dollars that he'll win.

mkecurler said...

your blog was not cheap my dear! Had to sell some Jinx stock just to get some of your hot booty!

Phats said...

she might not win but it's closer then you think. Taylor sucks this sucks

Phats said...

this is weird, never knew they had this fantasy crap. I am picky with links.

Library Mama said...

Thank you for buying shares in The Books Nook (I think). I still don't quite understand it all. You must have registered me, did you?

BTW, went to see The Potamus Code at the cinema tonight. Enjoyed it.

Bathroom Hippo said...


Yep. Registered you.

I went to see it today as well. I also enjoyed it.

Tina said...

Woohooo Taylor rocks (but not as hard as Chris) ;)

blah blah bloggie blog - whats mine is mine :p

blog dollas? I'll have some of those please

mkecurler said...

could not get near bush at the event. It leaked early and tickets were gone by 9 (when it opened!). apparently he did take the chopper in..you should have seen the traffic! I had a few questions for him! If he did the crowd meet and greet-I was ready!

Bathroom Hippo said...



My question for Bush:

"Can you find me a wife?"