So I was eating lunch at an undisclosed location with Cheney when I discovered that my menu was classified DoD material. What future impact might this have on the election? I was too busy worrying about getting shot in the face.
07 May, 2006
Casual Sunday
Mastered by Bathroom Hippo:
7 comments:
So you got plans to take over Canada? Well my plan is to have troops enter Manitoba and sneak up on on Ontario and surround the capital. Let me know if you need my battalion again.
You're lucky, very lucky. I will keep the blog memorial. A lot more free time just opened up.
Thanks for the link, Hippo.
Now - about invading Canada. What's all this about? Don't you know Canadians are so polite and compliant that all you would have to do is say please to the border guards and they would let you walk right in? Chances are, they would serve you tea and cake too if you looked thirsty and hungry enough.
So, good luck with your plans. Come visit when you make it up here.
You need to play a few more games of Risk or Age of Empires. Your invasion routes are strategically unsound.
As I mentioned in a previous post, the U.S. government has a widely-published secret invasion plan. Check it out at your public library to get some pointers ;-)
If you invade, can I be the president of the department of curling hotties? Please????
HAHA!! that is one of my favorite homer quotes, from one of my favorite episodes
Hi Hippo,
I love the Simpson quote, too!
Made me laugh.
But now why are you invading Canada?
I think I missed that part.
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Hope you're well and have a great week. :)
Happy Monday,
~ Ash
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