Booked a flight. Reserved a room. Weeks passed. Flight was sub-par. Peanuts...too salty. Room...dead body under cover. Some Guarantee. Some Travelocity Gnome. Murderer.
I'm sure you're a lovely girl and all, but a sublime equine like Hippo can never allow himself to be tied down to one woman. It wouldn't be fair.
He's a loner. A rebel. His dangerous mission requires him to deny himself the thing he longs for most in life.
It's sad really. Some day I think I shall write a novel about my good friend Hippo. He makes an attractive subject since, what with his identity being secret and all, I'm under no obligation to share royalties with him.
But that is a story for another day. For now, sweet Shannon, rest assured that you have Hippo's heart, but you cannot, will not, must not ever have his name. It's for your own safety.
32 comments:
How dead was the body in becquerels per cubic light year?
.00000000005 %?
Was my math right?
Of course not! You're just the spokeswoman. Kind of like...devils advocate?
Say, is that..... Alex Borstein!
P.S. I read the briefing concerning the two Bobs, preporations are underway for a counterattack!
Alex Borstein is hot.
But you're way hotter Shannon.
You look more like my first crush.
What if I told you I was a woman?
I'm not.. I wish I was...I'd just play with my....
The laundry's done!
A few commenters know my identity.
They will never reveal...the Da Potamus Code!
You ever watch David the Gnome? That was my favorite show when I was a .....
There is your clue to guess my age.
I also like Shannon the Gnome.
I'll probably write a song about it.
Blogger acting up, or my wi-fi.
Be back tonight.
My blog totally crashed. It's fine now. I'm so in the mood for yogurt, and poetry.
The sun rises in the West,
and my heart something something...ah the hell with it I'll just watch a John Wayne movie.
OH MY GOD HAHAHA looking good as a gnome shannon!
Gnomes are but one integral component of the circle of life. The other two components are salt and gravy.
Reminds me of the old proverb: When a gnome, do what the Romans do.
I think I'll leave Shannon the Gnome up for a bit. She looks cute.
At least he didn't paint your head on someone else's body shannon
LOL what an admirer ya got Shan heh nice hat
Great idea Phats.
Shannon's head on Ms. Swan's body.
haha DO IT DO IT!!
I am so dead. Really. She's going to murder me. Really.
He paid me big $$$ to do it.
I think you look hot!
I have a thing for asian women.
And Shannons.
You are somewhat right. Though no children...except a cat, and in the summer frogs and toads.
My cat is named Shannon.
Just kidding...that would be creepy.
LOL! love the sound bite!
I'm back!
The ladies in the photo from Thursday are all single!
REAAAALLLLY?????
I want you.
Great to have you back Sabster!
HAHAHA NICE!!! I love the sound byte too, Shannon is so miss swan! :)
A new post is just an old one with a fresh coat of paint on it. Don't ask questions; just sit back and enjoy the Gist.
Hippo!
Da Hippenheimer!
Hipporooskie!
Hip!
Hippo, making the comments. The hipster!
Shan, you're taking this all wrong.
I'm sure you're a lovely girl and all, but a sublime equine like Hippo can never allow himself to be tied down to one woman. It wouldn't be fair.
He's a loner. A rebel. His dangerous mission requires him to deny himself the thing he longs for most in life.
It's sad really. Some day I think I shall write a novel about my good friend Hippo. He makes an attractive subject since, what with his identity being secret and all, I'm under no obligation to share royalties with him.
But that is a story for another day. For now, sweet Shannon, rest assured that you have Hippo's heart, but you cannot, will not, must not ever have his name. It's for your own safety.
It's a secret society which few belong.
Bigger fish to fry?
Good Lord! She's going after Fishman!
Oh my God...Did nobody say it?
Nobody??
(Sigh)
She looka lika gnome.
HA. Get it? "She looka lika man"?
Well whatever. You still look cute, Miss Shannon.
And no, Hippo, I'm not a lesbian. I just play one on TV. ;)
Funny post. Sorry I was late.
~ Ash
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