As Queen Ashley, Princess Shannon, and Princess Lee Ann comfort our reserves in the U.S., General Peter Potamus has moved South along with Colonel Salbert to confront Metapirate and hopefully convince him ($) to join our efforts. Mentok has moved his camels eastward, and Gyrobo has positioned his Greenland troops to prepare for the fight. I'm hoping to enlist a spy to reveal OneStar's troop movements. As soon as I have word from our spy, and Metapirate the battle will begin. May we have a quiet footstep, and our enemy diahrea.
Meanwhile I've just received word from Fakiegrind headquarters that their funding of Captain Canuck's Dept H. has been cut off. His troops are being beaten back by Maskatron, Xister, and a new enemy: Spirella. No word yet whose side King Evil Robo-Bob Dole will join, but he has a lot of money, and power. This is looking to be the biggest battle the blogosphere has ever seen.
Update: Metapirate fully on board. His 15,000 men are crucial.
12 comments:
Arrrrr... well, here's the nuclear football you asked fer.
Use it wisely, as it wasn't easy ter come by.
Arrrrrrrr...
Glad to have ye aboard!
The plan is going as scheduled.
Yay! I'm helping!
Quiet You!
Popeye the Sailor would tend to concur with that particular assessment of the situtation.
Now, on to more pressing matters. I have consulted with Karl, and the only way to dissolve Gist is with... more Gist.
Therefore, I have commisioned Karl to use his magic to influx the Gistological Institute with a Gist Buffer Overrun.
They'll never know what hit them!
Also, while I was in the future, I looked back over the burning ruins of Roboshrub Inc. and found some very disturbing news...
Now that you have MetaPirate, launch the attack on OneStar and I'll finish off the capital once you occuoy a landstrip. The signal that will let my troops know when to come in will be:
"The seagull's can land without getting shot by Dick Cheney."
Great job Anonymi. First we'll need you to gather information on OneStar's troop movements in Africa, and then we'll use Karl's magic combined with our force to destroy the Gist.
Disturbing news you say?
Don't worry Colonel Salbert, the seagull will land soon enough.
I already got OneStar's troop movements from my future self.
I gave them to me after I invented a time machine, or rather I invented it. In the future.
Needless to say, victory is assured. To the Empire!
Great news, Generalissimo. We have gotten one of the Canuck Camel planes to fly!
We have brought down the maintenance-time -to - flight-time ratio to 12:1.
Two hours a day of guaranteed combat time! Use it wisely.
Great news!
The war begins tomorrow.
Two hours of combat time? Alright...I'll send your Canadian boys to the front!
Air force preparing for launch, they will take off tomorrow morning at the signal. 10-4!
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