18 April, 2006

Potamus tip of the week...


How to turn an Atomic Clock into an Atomic Bomb:

Step 1: Purchase Atomic Clock.

Step 2: Purchase Duct Tape.

Step 3: Tell loved one you will be going away for a long time.

Step 4: Buy dynomite. Drive to local nuclear power facility. Cut fence. Light dynomite, throw at core.

3 comments:

Joaquin Mattison said...

Uh oh, there's a nuke plant maybe 30 mi. from my house. I'll be safe from the explosion, right. I don't mind a bit of fallout.

mkecurler said...

That is so hardcore, baby.

flatlander said...

Nuclear waste is perfectly harmless. Saw it on the Simpsons.