10 April, 2006

Poetic Monday



(If Adjuster shows up you'll get $5)

(Finish the rest of the poem)

As I wake and see you next to me...

14 comments:

Bathroom Hippo said...



As I wake and see you next to me,
I thank God I had a visectomy.


A Peter Potamus classic.

A. B. Chairiet said...

As I wake and see you next to me
I think of all the ecstasy
The living breathing fantasy
Of freezer-pops in June

...

Mmmm...Popsicles. ;)

Happy Monday!
~ Ash

Bathroom Hippo said...


Wow. This is shaping up to be a great day.

Ash- so inspiring! Mmmm.

Shan - so swan-tastic!

Xister - Genius! Especially for someone who lost his army and his eyes!

Lee Ann said...

no matter what happens
I know that my day will
be all right

Bathroom Hippo said...


Dedicated to Shannon:



As I wake and see you next to me,
I wonder when you'll be gone,
You'll never know how much I see,
That I'm sorry I called you swan,

I cry and cry both night and day,
trying to redeem the soul I hurt,
But much to my dismay,
you think I'm a pervert.


Bathroom Hippo said...

Dedicated to Lee Ann


As I wake and see you next to me,
I realize I forgot my skeleton key,
How the hell am I going to guarantee,
that you will definately marry me?


Bathroom Hippo said...


Dedicated to Ashley


As I wake and see you next to me,
I smile and touch your face,
I somehow must have failed to foresee,
that we'd be here-in any case,
I must confess,
above the rest,
our reproduction efforts have met with success.

Bathroom Hippo said...


Dedicated to Princess Shannon (again)


As I wake and see you next to me,
I apologize for calling your cat "fugly",
I'm sure that we can both agree,
You're both soft and snuggly.

Bathroom Hippo said...


Dedicated to Queen Shannon


As I wake and see you next to me,
I don't think you're fat at all sweetie,
I know that you probably disagree,
Well..you do look a little meaty.

Bathroom Hippo said...


Dedicated to the Goddess Shannon


As I wake and see you next to me,
I am astonished at your anger,
What has gotten into thee?

I pause to reflect,
mostly everyday,
you have no respect,
much to my dismay.

Lee Ann said...

As I wake and see you next to me
I smile with joy and glee
no worries for me to marry you
as you will surely see.
It is very clear, the most beautiful sound you can hear...
it's wedding bells for us my dear.

Joaquin Mattison said...

As I wake and see you next to me...

I crap myself and not with much glee...

Phats said...

I want 5 bucks! Love the new sound byte, sorry not good with poems

A. B. Chairiet said...

...Does this mean I'm pregnant? ;)

Better start watching what I eat and drink, huh. I had schnapps on Sunday and hose water yesterday.

Mmmm...hose. ;)

Ha.

Love all the poetry. Tis my favorite of all writing.

Happy Tuesday!
~ Ash