The New Battle

After receiving many conflicting reports from the front lines we've received word that the Gist Army has disbanded, but an insurgency grows. Gist escaped before the missile hit, and is not in communication with any of his subordinates. We believe he was tipped off by Mr. Lowell. Colonel Chickenpox ordered the Army to surrender. I've ordered Colonel Salbert's ground troops to deal with the small Gist insurgency.


As the rest of us parade through liberated Europe, I've updated the battle plans. MetaPirate will remain in Africa where he will put down the African rebellion, Gyrobo's Greenland force will travel east to attack the unfriendly warlord Spirella where Mentok will aid him. Colonel Salbert's remaining Australian air-fleet will aid Captain Canuck's Fakiegrind funded Dept. H in East Russia protecting the oil fields, and assaulting the enemy from above. General Potamus' main force will drive northeast where they will attack Xister's men. Good luck.