At approximately 1800 hours we received word that Gist had been spotted in a “Jeff’s House of Chicken” in Sanaa, Yemen consulting with his subordinates. From the deck of the battleship “C.C. Flatlander” we launched an adjuster missile filled with Karl’s magical “Gist Buffer Overrun.” The missile had reached its target at 1805 hours. We have top men waiting to inform us whether or not Gist has been eliminated.
If the attack was successful, Gist’s second in command, Colonel Chickenpox, will probably tell his men to surrender. The feud between Chickenpox and Gist has gone on for decades. Many will thank us for securing the blogosphere.
03 April, 2006
The missile
Mastered by Bathroom Hippo:
7 comments:
Now that the battle is just about over, it's time for the post-battle party. Or we can do the Persident Bush way and hang around enemy territory for over three years for absolutley no reason.
Your choice. Your Chase.
We'll definately need troops to keep the peace for years to come.
Heckuva job Salbie.
Oooooh...
New intelligence shows that the Gistological Institute was completely unfazed by the Buffer Overrun.
Also, the intelligence further states that there never was a Gistological Institute.
I blame the media.
Wait... now reports are coming in that the Institute was wiped off the face of the map... and that it's stronger than ever.
I'm going to need my encryptor algorithm.
So you guys are behind the mumps outbreak in Iowa..which is now creeping into Wisconsin!
We used the mumps as a biological advantage against spies we beleive Gist placed in Iowa.
But, are we really ever safe?
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