01 April, 2006

Funding...


-$55,000,000,000 is pathetic. We need some funding. So I'd like to add Mr(s). Lowell to our team. I know some of your religious beliefs may question his behavior but I assure you we strictly enforce exported Texas sodomy laws.



I'd also like to add Colonel Salbert, the Saddamesque looking fellow below. He will be coordinating our attack with Metapirate.



Mentok's plan of giving Metapirate worthless Canadian currency really angered him. So now we'll have to do it the right way...bribe him with Hanna Barbera cash.

4 comments:

Design Goddess said...

The Mr & I would love to fund your war. Do you accept Monopoly Money??

Bathroom Hippo said...



Never knew gay people liked wars. Monopoly money will suffice....as long as you replace it later with real currency. Until then I'll keep your Visa, and endulge in personal pleasures...maxim magazine etc.

I wonder what King Evil Robo-Bob Dole (his majesty) would think of the way I'm running this war?

Joaquin Mattison said...

About the MetaPirate attack, you'd have to use my troops at the Sal & Company HQ in Florida because my air troops in Aussie land are too far away, I'll attack OneStar's army. I have all of the funding I need, Sal & Company has explosive growth.

Phats said...

HAHA you put design goddess on your entry!!