02 March, 2006

Obituary


Elroy Jetson
2057-2006 (He had a time machine)
Hung at night for treason
Failed to predict American Idol losers.
He came close...but we demand perfection.
Bert Bertson
1969-2006
Shot for faulty predictions
Ernie was right, Bert wasn't.
Next week we will find a new Mindtaker!

5 comments:

Bathroom Hippo said...



Ernie the Mindtaker predicted David Radford (he was right).


I thought the Simon jokes were hilarious. Never laughed so hard.

flatlander said...

I was the 666th "profile view"!

Mon Mothma would win, because she knows the dark arts.

Phats said...

I think everyone saw the girls coming, well except for poor elroy! I had 1 of the guys right, and Paula was on crack tonight I think.

BTW hippo Melissa did look hot tonight!

A. B. Chairiet said...

Oh, poor Burt. I like Ernie better, but still...

Glad Elroy got his. ;)

Happy Friday Mr. Hippo,
~ Ash

His Majesty said...

We feel this to be poetic justice, as twelve bodies were unearthed beneath Sesame Street, all with Bert's blood on them. DNA is bulletproof, bloglander. Bulletproof!