I notice your list is lacking Gist. Why not desist with a flick of the wrist? And for a twist in the cosmic mist, have a tryst with Grover Norquist.
This ancient masterpiece was found scrawled on the bathroom stall over at the Gistology Institute. Being a Bathroom hipo, I came to you for your wisdom. What does it mean, wise Hippopotamidae?!
Must have come from my ancestor Pedro Potamus III. He married a Gist. Didn't quite work out when they wanted to have "relations."
Grover Norquist is the guy advocating tax reform, my ancestor must have been referring to Grover Norquist Sr., he advocated for bullet proof outhouses after weeks of Mexican bandits stealing toilet paper. The ancient text is an early plea for immigration reform.
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I notice your list is lacking Gist.
Why not desist with a flick of the wrist?
And for a twist in the cosmic mist,
have a tryst with Grover Norquist.
This ancient masterpiece was found scrawled on the bathroom stall over at the Gistology Institute. Being a Bathroom hipo, I came to you for your wisdom. What does it mean, wise Hippopotamidae?!
Must have come from my ancestor Pedro Potamus III. He married a Gist. Didn't quite work out when they wanted to have "relations."
Grover Norquist is the guy advocating tax reform, my ancestor must have been referring to Grover Norquist Sr., he advocated for bullet proof outhouses after weeks of Mexican bandits stealing toilet paper. The ancient text is an early plea for immigration reform.
Not much of a shocker tonight that Lisa went. I was surprised Katharine was in the bottom three, deep down was hoping for Kelly to go
I watch Mythbusters... cool show!
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