American forces led by General Peter Potamus will progress Southward where they will bribe Metapirate. Metapirate (who has great sea fighting ability) will use his forces to attack West Africa which is occupied by the Robot Overlord OneStar. Once West Africa is liberated our forces will face the Gist Army who will probably invade North East Africa. Gist will send Gen. Gistoffski to fight us there. He will be greatly outnumbered. Gist will then be fought in his stronghold of Europe where hopefully some of Mentok's Canadian forces will be ready to aid us, along with Gyrobo's Greenland troops. Once Gist is defeated, we will aid Captain Canuck's Department H in it's Fakiegrind funded fight with Maskatron and Xister in East Russia. When the war is over, Gist, OneStar, Maskatron, and Xister will be charged with war crimes. The world will be safe again.
30 March, 2006
Intelligence Briefing...
Mastered by Bathroom Hippo:
18 comments:
I am with you, Generalissimo!
Your foes will tremble at the site of my two Canadian submarines and the three Sopwith Camels of the Canadian Airfoce.
But, um, coulda ya spot us a couple sidearms? Can't gettim here, ya know.
Peter Potamus rocks!
Canada has three camels now? Boy you guys got some balls. Talk about deficit spending. Largest army Canada has ever seen. Hope those camels can swim.
I can spot you a 2 shot derringer...you know something you guys are used too.
With Canada on our side, we can't fail!
You wanna off yourself?
Does that mean what I think it means or does that mean suicide?
Don't worry we've got Canada on our side. They speak French for gosh sakes. They'll probably talk our enemies into retreating.
haha! Oh my that was funny
Hey Hippo! Thought I'd stop by to say hi and put my gay icon on your blog somewhere!
Have a great weekend!
Nooooo!
I know Gyrobo has a base in Antartica too. I have some barricks in Australia where we can set up a base and capital, it's the only neutral spot besides Switzerland which I plan on taking along with Europ to assit you. My Australia bas being on a large island, I have a good air strike unit you can use if needed
NOW LET'S MOVE OUT!
P.S. I added on to your photo to let you know my plans, it will be on my blog in about 15 min.
Current Time: 8:23 P.M. eastern
Time of Completion: 8:45 P.M. eastern
Glad to have you aboard Colonel Salbert.
As soon as I receive word from Metapirate we will begin the assault. I will continually update the progress of our mission.
Ok roger that, 10-4, but David Bowie mentions a Major Tom in a few of his songs. Think he'll be of any help.
Does he have any men?
Heck I let Mentok join...I guess I could allow Major Tom. You'll be his superior. Over & out.
Hey Shannon-baby,
Thanks for funding the war. We'll flip you the bill when it's over.
It shouldn't cost that much...
maybe $55 billion.
hmm 55 bil, why don't you send it to the gay guy!
I am all for a safe world!
Great idea phats!
I'll inform him on his blog.
Can I be the little Southern-Belle-army-nurse that helps the homesick soldiers from getting too lonely?
...
Please? ;)
I'll wear the white dress uniform and the hat and everything!
“Why I do declare, Mr. Hippo. That is one big...gun, you've got there.”
Ha.
Happy Saturday!
~ Ash
Indeed. She'll tend to me!
No one else.
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